And by "decorating skills" I mean "I could take it out to the cold ass garage but it's easier to chuck in a dark corner of the dining room til next Christmas." So quit finding it and making me look bad.
Dear Baby: Sorry when I don’t know what to do with you, I just hold you up to the pantry to look at spices. (And yes, this is a #TBT because no way in hell would I voluntarily hold her up now. Kid is a giant).
Dear Fetus: Sorry when I realized and told daddy I was almost in the 3rd trimester my comment was, "How f*&ked up is that?" #timeflies #lilscared
Hey, the girl likes to moisturize. And if it helps get the medicine down = WIN. Fess up. What white lies do you tell to get your kid to ingest something?
Green snot streaming from her nose...and yet she was so offended she had to hide in her chalkboard. What is it with them being totally OK with a half cup of mucus on their face??
Oops. What weird, gross stuff does your kid sink their gums into when biscuits/rattles/Sophie aren't around? #TBT
Also sorry to Baby, who has to pay the price for this in the gym's child care center while I take an hour to burn 30 calories...then take a long shower...and dry my hair without a hand poking my butt...wait I may just be a GENIUS for inhaling this.
This hilarious Guest Dear Baby comes from Kelsey Farver of Charleston, SC. (I mean, how great is this face??) Give it love so Kelsey feels like a badass, b/c she's a mom and therefore she is. (And to submit, click "Guest Dear Baby" above).
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