Don't hate! Consider this a PSA, a support forum if you will, to encourage and inspire us all to eradicate Gnarly Winter Feet. (And I know, my 2nd toe is jacked). #tbt #springgoals
Behold, the only page of the only book I have successfully "read" to my second child. #2ndkidproblems
Dear Baby: Sorry but me lying on the floor to relax for one second is not an invitation to bum rush my head and clock me in the tits. #babyattack #whatwasithinking
Ugh. The Masters. It's like the Oscars for men. Except it lasts 4 DAYS. #notcool (who else lost their hubby to the longest sport ever?)
Is there any greater pleasure post-baby than eating a meal by yourself? Tell me your best "momma's going AWOL" escapes. (P.S. they could be inside your house. No shame). #TBT
It's out today, it's out today! No, not my nipple. The DEAR BABY: I'M SORRY BOOK!! You can get a copy using the links to the right or in any Barnes & Noble in the USA. (And don't forget to follow Dear Baby on Facebook & Instagram more funny stuff)!
WTF. They will come up with ANYTHING to get out of eating perfectly good food! What's the craziest excuse you've heard?
Dear Baby: Sorry I fed you dinner at like 4:59 so I could trick myself into thinking it was closer to bedtime. #aprilfools #jokesonme
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