Let's take a poll, shall we? How long do you wait after your kid is awake to go in and get him/her?
Every day she holds it up to his face and says, "Look, Elmo!" twenty times in a row like it's a damn Picasso. (Why even buy toys?)
Alright guys, your turn. CAPTION THIS PHOTO with your best "Dear Baby." Ready? Go!
Dear Baby: Sorry you decided to poop right into your floor vent and now your room is going to smell like a hot turd the rest of winter.
Anyone else let their kids do something for a bit too long today? #offduty #foraminute
Dear Fetus: Sorry I don't care if you're the size of a Chinese cabbage, I just want to be able to bend at the waist.
Dear Fetus: Sorry with your sister, I charted my daily nutritional intake by food group...and for you I try to eat a carrot once a week. #secondkidgetsscrewed
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