After 10 minutes of pure bliss, I had to forcibly remove him from the premises. What giant, $$ toy will you *not* be getting this holiday season?
Decorating the tree with a 3 and 1 year-old: using my cheeriest Christmas voice to say "don't touch that!" "Step away from the outlet!" and "great job!" Re: their whack ornament placement then immediately moving that shit to a more secure location. #TheMerryTruth
My book is on super sale this weekend at Barnes & Noble - for $5.61!! Use 30% off coupon code BNBFRIDAY16 at checkout. The Dear Baby book is a hilarious holiday/new/expectant parent gift! Hurry, amazing deal ends midnight Sunday.
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Dear Baby: If a turkey gives himself a bloody lip eating a carrot, trips and lands in the fireplace while his mommy is packing then shits himself while stuck in traffic on I-95...can we still have Thanksgiving? #RoadTrip #FUN
Dear 3YO: Sorry the nice new dress I bought you for school "has no sparkles" and you "don't want the pockets." Get over it cuz we're putting it on in 3, 2, 1...
Dear Babies: Sorry I *finally* figured out the winning formula to feel fully rested and it goes like this: nap, 4-5:30pm. Lights out at 9:45pm. Oh, and being 100 miles away from you.
Dear 3YO: Sorry I keep stealing all your Halloween candy. However, you can't miss a Twix if you've never tasted its glory and I am WAY better at brushing my teeth.
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