3yo: I'm gonna touch it.
Me: No. Only your brother can touch that. It's his.
3yo: His front butt?
Me: That's his penis.
3yo: His peanuts?! (laughing, pointing) Is this my peanuts!?
Me: That's your vagina.
3yo: My bagina! I have a gina!
3yo: Mommy what are these?
3yo: And you use them here? (puts them up to her chin).
The only thing getting me through this game is the snacks. Oh and Gaga. (Someday I want a dude to follow me around with a mic). #badass
Dear 3yo: Sorry, but "How does a dinosaur go poo poo on people's heads?" "How does a car and truck go poo poo on animals?" and "How does a bridge go poo poo?" are not standalone jokes. Circle back when you have a punch line. And are not obsessed with butts.
#TBT to the good old days when my one child would sit in a BOX for minutes at a time. WHOLE minutes. (Cut to 2 kids screaming and one climbing on the counter to grab sharp knives...)
What's worse: a child who never eats veggies or a child who only eats veggies if you give her a cookie?
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