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3YO (pointing to nipples): "Mommy, look, these are my ankles."
"Your ankles?" (Reconsidering) "What are these?" "Those are your nipples." "Oh. You have those, too, right there." "Yes, I do." "And I have them too, on my fingers." "Well, that's your chest." "Mm hmm. Nibbles on my fingers." Sure, whatever it takes to shut this down. Oy, with the pushing! I gave it up so I wouldn't become the Hunchback of Community Park. #TBT9/16/2016 3YO: "Mommy, I don't like you. I don't like you either, Daddy."
Husband: "What did I do?" 3YO: "Nothing. I don't like anyone. I only like myself." |
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