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Dear Baby: If a turkey gives himself a bloody lip eating a carrot, trips and lands in the fireplace while his mommy is packing then shits himself while stuck in traffic on I-95...can we still have Thanksgiving? #RoadTrip #FUN
Dear 3YO: Sorry the nice new dress I bought you for school "has no sparkles" and you "don't want the pockets." Get over it cuz we're putting it on in 3, 2, 1...
Dear Babies: Sorry I *finally* figured out the winning formula to feel fully rested and it goes like this: nap, 4-5:30pm. Lights out at 9:45pm. Oh, and being 100 miles away from you.
Dear Daylight Savings...
Dear 3YO: Sorry I keep stealing all your Halloween candy. However, you can't miss a Twix if you've never tasted its glory and I am WAY better at brushing my teeth.
Why is hand washing so hard?
My baby thinks it's an invitation to grab every cup, washcloth, lipstick, tweezer and foot file around the sink. And shut off the water 20 times. And then go lift up the trash can lid. Followed by some QT with his hand down his diaper. You?
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