Are you still with it enough to have plans and stay up until midnight? I salute you. I will be parking my hiney on the couch and pairing a Wegman's pinot with some fro yo and Bradley Cooper. Happy New Year!
Dear Baby: Sorry upon hearing your birthday, the crazy lady at the grocery store said, "You know, both Hitler and Madoff were Tauruses." #wtf
Dear Baby: Sorry everything Santa brought you was a re-gift from the bottom of your sister's closet. Merry Christmas! #secondkidproblems
Have your kids been eating a ton of these mothers, too? Guess what, they have vitamins! You now have a reason not to sweep or vacuum. You're welcome.
Or maybe I should be saying "Thank you, baby for giving me an excuse to stuff my muffin top with butter and sprinkles"? Yeah, let's go with that.
Hey, if stripping down keeps her occupied for 5 minutes while I cook and bake and do holiday cards and recover from panic attacks in the wrapping paper aisle of Target - fine by me. #TBT
It's that time of year again...Dear Baby: Sorry I made you sit in the lap of some random older dude wearing a smelly, rented outfit so I could get a funny picture of you scared shitless. #badsantapix (Got one? Post below and share the Christma
Dear Baby: Sorry I so rudely cut short your "open play" session with your dingaling, aka "ended your bath." #freeballing #theloveisreal
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