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Are you still with it enough to have plans and stay up until midnight? I salute you. I will be parking my hiney on the couch and pairing a Wegman's pinot with some fro yo and Bradley Cooper. Happy New Year!

12/31/2015

Dear Baby: Sorry upon hearing your birthday, the crazy lady at the grocery store said, "You know, both Hitler and Madoff were Tauruses." #wtf

12/29/2015

Dear Baby: Sorry everything Santa brought you was a re-gift from the bottom of your sister's closet. Merry Christmas! ‪#‎secondkidproblems‬

12/25/2015

Have your kids been eating a ton of these mothers, too? Guess what, they have vitamins! You now have a reason not to sweep or vacuum. You're welcome.

12/23/2015

Or maybe I should be saying "Thank you, baby for giving me an excuse to stuff my muffin top with butter and sprinkles"? Yeah, let's go with that.

12/21/2015

Hey, if stripping down keeps her occupied for 5 minutes while I cook and bake and do holiday cards and recover from panic attacks in the wrapping paper aisle of Target - fine by me. ‪#‎TBT‬

12/17/2015

It's that time of year again...Dear Baby: Sorry I made you sit in the lap of some random older dude wearing a smelly, rented outfit so I could get a funny picture of you scared shitless. ‪#‎badsantapix‬ (Got one? Post below and share the Christma

12/14/2015

Dear Baby: Sorry I so rudely cut short your "open play" session with your dingaling, aka "ended your bath." ‪#‎freeballing‬ ‪#‎theloveisreal‬

12/8/2015

#‎TBT‬ to the time my baby found a "hey, that could be worth something someday!" periodical, according to my husband. That's Downtown Julie Brown on the cover. Remember? The MTV VJ? Yeah. It must be worth at least $6 by now.

12/3/2015

Dear Baby: I'm Sorry...the BOOK is on sale now!

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