It's kind of like a hospital gown that's always open...but I'll be damned if I'm getting another coat now! Step aside, winter. STEP ASIDE. Prego coming through.
The nausea was fun and all...but special treatment is AMAZING. Sometimes waddling a basketball around in too tight shoes has its privileges... #pregnancycard #booyah
But now that I think about it...mine aren't much better. What's actually worse: eating straight out of your baby's hands...or YOURS?
Dear Fetus: Sorry, but we're on a starvation diet from now until delivery...since I found out you're already 6 pounds and we have 7 weeks to go. #helpme #ouch
Aaaand, just when we managed to phase out the Santa mentions...I made this tactical error. We're back to requests for Jingle Bells.
Dear Fetus: Sorry I can't have a nutritious dinner without having chips after. (What is it with the chips after just eating??) #pregnancyproblems
Dear Baby: Sorry, but socks don't qualify as “heavy” thereby allowing you to pawn them off on me for your walk downstairs.
It's Guest Dear Baby XO time! Check out this hilarious gem from Kelsey Farver of Charleston, SC. (Love the hands over the ears, it's like, another level of distraught). Now let's all like, comment and share so Kelsey feels like a badass b/c she is a mo
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