Dear Fetus: Sorry daddy has made three half-assed attempts to feel you kick this pregnancy. The he said, “cool,” and went back to The Walking Dead. #secondkidgetsscrewed
he loved it. When she gets sick of these, we're going wild with the whisks and spatulas. Why do we buy them toys, again?
Dear Fetus: Sorry you're not having a party, or getting any new stuff...and most of your soon-to-be clothes have been thrown up on about 65 times. #secondkidgetsscrewed
Dear Baby: Sorry, I know you love hearing your name in song but no, I can’t sing “Happy Birthday to You” every day. Check back with me when it’s actually your birthday.
Trimming baby nails can be like trying to cut the talons of a panicked chicken, am I right? That’s why I’m teaming up with mom-owned Satsuma Designs to give FOUR lucky winners a pair of these super-soft, all natural baby scratch mittens!
Enter to win by sending in (via Facebook or the comments section below) your craziest baby nails story (things like how long it took to cut them, descriptions of cage matches to get them down to non-lethal length, that kind of thing…) OR your funniest/scariest pic of your baby’s out of control nails or consequences (face scratches, anyone?)
JUST FOLLOW THE GIVEAWAY RULES BELOW:
1) You must “like” or “share” this post in some way to enter (see "like" and "share" buttons at the bottom of this post). Then leave a comment (either here, or on Facebook) with
You have until midnight Eastern time on March 3rd to submit your story and/or photo. First and 2nd place winners will be selected for each category (Story and Photo) and notified by March 8th or sooner. Winners will choose from six colors. See mitten details here.
Satsuma Designs is a Seattle-based eco-friendly company making elegant and practical gifts for babies from all natural fibers and colors. I love that it is mom-owned (woohoo!) and that founder Jennifer Porter is committed to making environmentally sensitive products right here in the USA. Visit the Satsuma Designs web site to check out all their super cute baby essentials and use the coupon on the right sidebar of this page for 25% off your purchase!
This post was sponsored by Satsuma Designs, but all thoughts and opinions are my own.
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