What's the most annoying "game" your child has come up with? Current leader in my house is following my every step around the kitchen and bumping into me on purpose saying "crash!" #CrappyKidGames
Dear President's Day: Thanks for giving me carpal tunnel from texting every mom I know at 7 am like, "SHIIIIT, WHAT DO WE DO WITH THE CHILDREN" then being 60 degrees out so we can't even justify watching Frozen in the middle of the day.
In the bath...
3yo: I'm gonna touch it.
Me: No. Only your brother can touch that. It's his.
3yo: His front butt?
Me: That's his penis.
3yo: His peanuts?! (laughing, pointing) Is this my peanuts!?
Me: That's your vagina.
3yo: My bagina! I have a gina!
3yo: Mommy what are these?
3yo: And you use them here? (puts them up to her chin).
The only thing getting me through this game is the snacks. Oh and Gaga. (Someday I want a dude to follow me around with a mic). #badass
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