What's the longest it's taken you to complete a ridiculously short message? My record is in the 12 day to 8 month range. #TBT
Dear 3YO: Sorry, but "Maybe the thunder did a poopie" is not a legit reason why the backseat, where only you are sitting, smells like farts.
Aw, my poor little scapegoat.
Dear Baby: Sorry I blamed you when your sister found her "artwork" in the bottom of the trash can.
"Mommy, I saw two standing up thing with no things in them."
Alrighty then. Good to know.
This is how you win at Dinner.
3YO (pointing to box on table) "P-O-P-E-Y-E-S."
Me: What's that spell?
Happy St. Paddy's Day to all the Irish! And non-Irish who just want to drink and dress up.
Quote of the day...
"Don't worry about me, mommy. Worry about yourself" ~3yo response to my inquiry about her need to pee
I will always cherish the sound of my babies gagging in unison on the dinner I spent an hour making for them.
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