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I like to call it "Daddy Vision:" the ability to see leg holes and sleeves, but complete blindness to everything else. What do we think causes it - Apathy? Gene mutation? Football? And most importantly...is there a cure? #daddyvision(P.S. If you
And by "had a bite" I mean "demolished 3/4 of its body while you weren't looking." But hey. As long as he's living under my roof...his candy is my candy, amiright?
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Yet another opportunity to dress our babies in festive attire they (probably) don't want to be in! I enjoyed accessorizing mine like a discount store special. How about you?
Dear Baby: Sorry you heard me take the Baby Jesus's name in vain today as I attempted to organize our f*&$ng Tupperware cabinet. #GoodFriday #oops
Has your lack of desire to clip your baby's nails on the regular ever come back to bite/scratch/haunt you? Yeah, me too. (P.S. the only "legendary" thing about this was his devastation).
Dear Baby: Sorry I don't know what I'm more excited about. Holding my book for the very first time or driving to Target without you. (DEAR BABY: I'M SORRY Pre-order sweepstakes going on now! Enter to WIN books, gift baskets and more).
Dear Baby: Sorry but doing a roundoff back handspring while still attached to my nipple is not acceptable. (Unless you're paying for my boob job). #sitstill #dammit
OK, springing forward is not as awful as falling back but WTF daylight savings? WTF. Why why why are you still around?! Nobody wants to go to sleep. Except me.
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