PA & NJ Peeps: I'll be at Barnes & Noble Neshaminy Mall Saturday 4/30 from 2-4 pm signing copies of DEAR BABY I'M SORRY and Barnes & Noble Market Fair Princeton, NJ on Sunday 5/1 from 12-2 pm. Come out and say hi!
Isn't it FUN trying to get a diaper on a baby who is doing a rigid inverse plank sprinkled with spontaneous horse kicks?
So, what did you do today to make your baby scream cry in your direction? I helped mine stay alive. #meanmommy (p.s. Dear Baby the Book is on sale! Amazon.com).
DEAR BABY: I'M SORRY the book is on sale for $7 on Amazon. Seven bucks! Treat yo'self for Mother's Day. Cheaper than therapy.
Must be nice. Why do they take SO much longer? I'm in and out in two. #DadPoops
Sometimes you just gotta get out. Even if everything is closed. Because you've built 67 block towers, played 24 rounds of patty cake and sung the entire Wiggleworms songbook. Twice. And it's 8:04 am.
Dear Baby: Sorry your nightly nutrition comes from me quietly grunting around 5 PM "I guess I should f$&*ng make something." (Share an EASY, FAST meal & you could win a signed copy of DEAR BABY: I'M SORRY! Sadly, nuggets & crackers don't count).
Thanks, hormones. Now, what am I supposed to do with this bunch of 2 inch baby hairs on the top of my head? Curl? Flatiron? Mousse to death? Taking suggestions. #sexy
Here's a funny article I wrote on my parenting fails. Please check it out and click "vote up"!
I entered a challenge on Today Parenting about my parenting fails. Click here to check it out and please take a few seconds to hit the "vote up" button at the top of the article. It's just one click. Thank you!
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