Dear Toddler: Sorry, no. It's not "Christmastime today." (Just like it wasn't last week. #wtf #letitgo
Not that he cares...I just wanted to share what has happened to my "nice" clothes. On the plus side, they no longer fit anyway, so I don't have to wipe them down! #sadwin What horrors have occurred in your closet?
Just checking himself out in the family trash receptacle, as one does...What wack places do your babies marvel at themselves? And for how long? I think he would've stayed a full 10 minutes (that's like, a day in grown up time) if I'd put a bowl of Cheeri
Authorities say the perp was a local woman who'd had a few cocktails and no dinner...tell me you haven't been desperate and demolished some kiddie snacks in your time of need. Name your favorite. I'm making my grocery list. #TBT
Won't be calling the Guinness Book of World Records to share this "hiding place" anytime soon. #hideandseekfail #icanseeyou
Dear Baby: Sorry you haven't seen your little Olaf or your card or any other trinket anyone gave you today because your sister thinks it's all hers. #happyvalentinesday
Raise your hand if your kid is INSISTENT (s)he dress her/himself and is also is in gross violation of proper dressing procedure. (Bonus if you have a pic). #TBT
"Decorating skills" is quite the generous term for shoving an extra large seasonal figurine behind the TV for a month instead of taking it out to the damn garage. #TBT
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