3YO (pointing to nipples): "Mommy, look, these are my ankles."
(Reconsidering) "What are these?"
"Those are your nipples."
"Oh. You have those, too, right there."
"Yes, I do."
"And I have them too, on my fingers."
"Well, that's your chest."
"Mm hmm. Nibbles on my fingers."
Sure, whatever it takes to shut this down.
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