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P.S. Real men have pink puppies. 
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I drove 2 small children 7.5 hours to Canada last week BY MYSELF. Why? To visit a friend and because I didn't have to make dinner.
Here are some ways I came up with to deflect the question "how many minutes until we get there?" when you've got 5h30min left to go on a road trip: "We still have a little bit more to drive." "Really soon we're gonna stop and you can have a surprise!" "Why don't you take a nap? And when you wake up we'll be…Closer." "Ooh, look at that tractor! " "Want a snack?" Feel free to borrow. And add your own Road Trip One Liners! It's time to put those kids to work and have a FUN, SAFE #MemorialDayWeekend. Yahoo. Summer is here!5/26/2017  I mean, the scuba one, ok it's kinda fun, forgivable. But purple lobsters? Giant frogs? No, just NO.5/17/2017   Today I read in bed (in the morning! Look, the door is closed!) and just texted through a poopie diaper change I didn't even acknowledge. Hallelujah! What are you (not) doing today? Whatever it is, ENJOY. You deserve it times a million, rock star.
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