Me, a year ago, when DEAR BABY: I'M SORRY hit the shelves! Thanks to all who have bought a copy, and if you haven't, what are you waiting for?? Seriously, it's less than a sandwich and won't give you gas. Order online or contact me for a signed copy!
Dear 3YO: Sorry I so rudely sat next to you in the "LOVE" sculpture in New York for a joint pic on our mommy-funded girls day out. What was I thinking? #SoItBegins #FeeltheLove
What's the longest it's taken you to complete a ridiculously short message? My record is in the 12 day to 8 month range. #TBT
Dear 3YO: Sorry, but "Maybe the thunder did a poopie" is not a legit reason why the backseat, where only you are sitting, smells like farts.
Dear Baby: Sorry I blamed you when your sister found her "artwork" in the bottom of the trash can.
"Mommy, I saw two standing up thing with no things in them."
Alrighty then. Good to know.
3YO (pointing to box on table) "P-O-P-E-Y-E-S."
Me: What's that spell?
"Don't worry about me, mommy. Worry about yourself" ~3yo response to my inquiry about her need to pee
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